Since I started paying attention to NCAA basketball two days ago, I am now an expert.  I’ve done my “research” and I will now tell you exactly what is going to happen in the tournament.

Some things:

• Worst 1 seed: Arizona
• Best 2 seed: Duke
• Best 3 seed: Purdue
• Best 4 seed: Illinois
• Best 5 seed: Iowa
• Best 6 seed: Texas
• Best 7 seed: Michigan St
• Best 8 seed: UNC
• Best 9 seed: TCU
• Best Double digit seeded teams: Michigan, Virginia Tech, Indiana, Iowa St, San Francisco, Notre Dame, Miami FL, Rutgers, Loyola Chicago (Go Ramblers!)
• Worst single digit seeds: Murray St, Creighton, Boise St, Colorado St, Providence, Marquette, Seton Hall
• Teams that are under seeded: Purdue, Texas,  Michigan, Virginia Tech, Indiana, UNC, Iowa St
• Teams that are over seeded: Villanova, Arizona, Wisconsin, St. Mary’s, USC, Providence, Colorado St, Marquette, Boise St, Davidson, Creighton, Murray St
• Why is Murray State a 7 seed?
• Best team to miss the tournament: Wake Forest
• Worst At-Large Bid: Wyoming.  (More like WHYoming, amirite?)

My current top 100 rankings (seed) Qualified for NCAA tournament:

1. Gonzaga (1)
2. Baylor (1) 
3. Kansas (1) 
4. Purdue (3)
5. Duke (2)
6. Arizona (1) 
7. Kentucky (2) 
8. Auburn (2) 
9. Texas Tech (3) 
10. Illinois (4) 
11. Tennessee (3) 
12. Texas (6) 
13. Iowa (5)
14. UCLA (4) 
15. Villanova (2) 
16. Arkansas (4) 
17. Ohio St (6)
18. Alabama (6) 
19. UConn (5) (Go Huskies!)
20. Michigan (11)
21. LSU (6) 
22. UNC (8)
23. Wisconsin (3) 
24. Virginia Tech (11)
25. Michigan St (7) 
26. Wake Forest
27. Indiana (12)
28. Oklahoma
29. Nicholls St (Wisconsin, a 3 seed, beat Nicholl’s state by only 3 points!)
30. Xavier
31. Florida
32. Oklahoma St
33. Virginia
34. Iowa St (11)
35. San Francisco (10)
36. USC (7) 
37. St. Mary’s (5) 
38. Miss St
39. TCU (9)
40. San Diego St (8)
41. Seton Hall (8)
42. Notre Dame (11)
43. UAB (12)
44. Miami FL (10)
45. West Virginia
46. Rutgers (11)
47. Loyola Chicago (10) (Go Ramblers!)
48. Kansas St
49. Providence (4) 
50. Marquette (9)
51. Colorado St (6)
52. Oregon
53. Washington St
54. Northwestern
55. BYU
56. St. Johns
57. Maryland
58. Clemson
59. North Texas
60. Texas A&M
61. Boise St (8)
62. Florida St
63. Penn St
64. Davidson (10)
65. VCU
66. UC Irvine
67. Vermont (13)
68. Syracuse
69. Vanderbilt
70. Dayton
71. UCSB
72. Creighton (9)
73. St. Bonaventure
74. South Dakota St (13)
75. St. Louis
76. Utah St
77. Colorado
78. SE Louisiana
79. Belmont
80. Murray St (7) 
81. Richmond (12)
82. Texas A&M CC
83. New Orleans
84. Toledo
85. SW Missouri St
86. Louisiana Tech
87. NC St
88. NM St (12)
89. Mississippi
90. South Carolina
91. Louisville
92. Wyoming (12)
93. Furman
94. Chattanooga (13)
95. Drake
96. Call Riverside
97. CS Fullerton (15)
98. Iona
99. Fresno St
100. Western Kentucky