2014 NFL Preview

The 2014 NFL season is almost here.  That means it’s time for my NFL preview  (2013 NFL Season Preview).  I’ve updated and tweaked my model this year so it’s hopefully better than last year. Below you can read my predictions for the 2014 season. Or if you just want to see the numbers and skip my terrible comparisons of NFL divisions to different countries economies, jump to the bottom. Cheers.

AFC

East

The AFC east the story of America and the Patriots are the 1%-ers.  The rest of the division is the 99%.  In that, I’m 99% sure that none of these other teams will make the play-offs this year.  Pick: Patriots win the division by 7 games.

North

If the AFC east is all about inequality, the the AFC North is a socialist paradise.  Like the Finland.  I have 3 teams going 9-7 and all making the play-offs with Cleveland being the exception.  (Cleveland is like a poor guy in Finland; You won’t read that sentence anywhere else.  I promise you that.)  Though if this division ended with four 8-8 teams I wouldn’t be surprised at all.  Pick: Baltimore (Or Pittsburgh) (Or Cincinnati) (In Finland, everyone makes the playoffs).  

South

Want another economy comparison?  Well you’re getting one.  The AFC South is like India.  The have people who are rich (Houston), but not rich, rich like America (New England), they have a developing middle class that is good not great (Indianapolis and Tennessee) and absolute, abject poverty at the bottom (Jacksonville).  Boom.  That actually sort of makes sense, right?  Pick: Houston.  Because we all know they weren’t really 2-14 bad.  

West

I’ve got nothing left.  Wait.  I do.  The AFC west is like China.  You have the super rich (Denver), a developing middle class (Kansas City and San Diego) and a terrible lower class (Oakland) that is poor, but not as poor as India’s poorest (Jacksonville).  Pick: Denver.  Because (if I was from ESPN) PEYTON! But really because they are the best TEAM in the AFC West.  

NFC

East

Alright.  I guess I’m committed to this now.  The NFC East is….Denmark.  One of the most socialist countries in Europe with one of the lowest poverty rates of all OECD nations according to Wikipedia.  Philadelphia finishes 10-6, everyone else finishes 8-8.  And I’m sure Dallas will have a chance to win and get in in their last game of the season and Romo will throw an interception to lose for his team because everyone loves that narrative. (I’m not sure how exactly that is like Denmark, but it is.) Pick: Philadelphia.  Because someone has to win.  

North

Let’s go ahead and say the NFC North is like Brazil.  4 fan bases that couldn’t possibly be sadder when their team let’s them down.  Just like Brazil and the World Cup.  (This is officially off the rails)   Pick: Green Bay.  Because they are publicly owned.  

South

The NFC South is like…France?  Because there are a lot of teams that want to make the play-offs but there just aren’t enough spots (NFC South Teams:French Youth::NFL Play-off spots:French Jobs). And New Orleans.  Pick: New Orleans.   Because they are the most French.

West

The NFC West is clearly Russia.  I can’t do this anymore.  Pick: San Francisco.  Slightly easier schedule than Seattle.  

So who’s gonna make the play-offs?

Pretty boring in the AFC.  I’m picking the exact same 6 teams to make the play-offs as I did last year (New England, Denver, Houston, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati).  (What’s the definition of insanity again? Doing the same thing….)  In fact, the only thing I switched in the AFC was the seeds of the 5 and 6 teams (I swapped Pittsburgh and Cincinnati). In the NFC, I’m obviously picking San Francisco and Seattle to make the play-offs (as is just about everyone else) and one of these teams will be the 1 seed, with the edge to San Francisco who plays the (slightly) easier schedule.  Along with those two, I’m taking New Orleans, Green Bay, and Philadelphia to win their divisions.  And finally, as the 6 seed in the NFC I’m taking….(drumroll please)….Detroit!  I have them squeaking in at 9-7. Finally, I’m taking San Francisco over New Orleans in the NFC title game and New England over Denver in the AFC.  This leads to a Patriots vs 49ers Super Bowl with the Patriots prevailing 24-23.  (I know.  Boring right?  Same pick as last year.)

Ranks

Retro is based only on games played in 2013 and heavily weighs strength of schedule.  New Orleans is ranked number 1 based on this as they finished 11-5 and played 10 teams who finished 8-8 or better.

Prosp is based on 4 years of data weighted fro recency.  It’s based on expected points with New England ranked number 1 in this measure.

Both Retro and Prosp are framed in terms of the probability of defeating and average team.

predMargin column is the average margin of victory if each team played every other team at home and away.  Denver is ranked number 1 in this measure due to their ability and willingness to score a ton of points.

 
Team Retro Prosp PredMargin
New England 70 79 4.52
Seattle 68 70 3.66
San Francisco 58 69 3.72
Denver 64 68 4.56
New Orleans 71 67 3.17
Philadelphia 44 62 1.45
Carolina 61 61 1.58
Green Bay 46 61 2.93
Chicago 50 56 1.11
Houston 29 56 0.89
Washington 33 55 -0.49
Atlanta 40 54 0.56
Detroit 48 53 1.20
Kansas City 50 53 -0.47
San Diego 52 52 0.27
Cincinnati 66 51 0.95
Buffalo 47 47 -1.93
Baltimore 56 46 0.53
Indianapolis 58 45 -1.23
Pittsburgh 51 43 0.23
Dallas 54 43 0.19
St. Louis 51 43 -2.43
Tampa Bay 40 42 -1.86
Minnesota 49 41 -1.78
NY Giants 45 41 -0.32
Oakland 37 39 -3.47
NY Jets 54 38 -2.25
Arizona 58 38 -1.74
Tennessee 41 36 -2.32
Miami 44 32 -1.79
Cleveland 39 31 -2.92
Jacksonville 26 24 -6.52

Playoff Probabilities

 
Team WinDivison MakePlayoffs MakeSuperBowl WinSuperBowl
Arizona 0.18 1.10 0.06 0.00
Atlanta 10.40 23.60 2.28 0.98
Baltimore 36.54 63.96 6.16 2.10
Buffalo 0.14 6.00 0.28 0.10
Carolina 18.88 37.98 4.52 1.98
Chicago 14.42 29.64 3.14 1.48
Cincinnati 29.70 58.72 5.78 2.26
Cleveland 1.12 4.32 0.30 0.00
Dallas 20.62 28.48 3.16 0.98
Denver 95.04 99.38 28.80 15.20
Detroit 20.32 38.96 5.08 2.06
Green Bay 64.70 78.06 15.68 6.92
Houston 86.98 92.04 14.92 6.32
Indianapolis 8.34 21.46 1.38 0.48
Jacksonville 0.00 0.00 0.00 0.00
Kansas City 1.10 22.58 1.16 0.48
Miami 0.32 10.10 0.70 0.16
Minnesota 0.56 1.76 0.08 0.08
New England 99.42 99.78 29.82 19.54
New Orleans 70.26 82.94 17.06 9.36
NY Giants 15.38 21.46 2.20 0.70
NY Jets 0.12 3.32 0.26 0.08
Oakland 0.00 0.68 0.02 0.00
Philadelphia 48.68 57.48 8.76 4.54
Pittsburgh 32.64 61.18 6.26 1.84
San Diego 3.86 43.02 3.20 1.26
San Francisco 51.00 88.36 18.70 10.36
Seattle 48.76 86.70 16.76 9.36
St. Louis 0.06 0.50 0.02 0.00
Tampa Bay 0.46 1.16 0.06 0.02
Tennessee 4.68 13.46 0.96 0.24
Washington 15.32 21.82 2.44 1.12

Projected Records

Team – (Median wins) expected wins

AFC East

New England – (13-3) 13.044

Miami – (6-10) 6.344

Buffalo – (6-10) 5.905

NY Jets (5-11) 5.329

AFC North

Baltimore (9-7) 9.192

Pittsburgh – (9-7) 9.129

Cincinnati – (9-7) 9.041

Cleveland – (5-11) 5.328

AFC South

Houston (11-5) 10.679

Indianapolis – (7-9) 7.114

Tennessee (7-9) 6.623

Jacksonville (2-14) 2.234

AFC West

Denver – (13-3) 12.636

San Diego – (8-8) 8.334

Kansas City – (7-9) 7.369

Oakland – (4-12) 4.213

NFC East

Philadelphia (10-6) 9.579

Dallas (8-8) 8.256

NY Giants (8-8) 7.801

Washington (8-8) 7.75

NFC North

Green Bay (11-5) 10.659

Detroit (9-7) 9.095

Chicago (9-7) 8.505

Minnesota (5-11) 5.352

NFC South

New Orleans (11-5) 10.990

Carolina (9-7) 8.909

Atlanta (8-8) 8.227

Tampa Bay (5-11) 5.227

NFC West

San Francisco (12-4) 11.594

Seattle (11-5) 11.449

Arizona (5-11) 5.312

St. Louis (5-11) 4.781

Projected Playoffs

AFC

1. New England

2. Denver

3. Houston

4. Baltimore

5. Pittsburgh

6. Cincinnati

NFC

1. San Francisco

2. New Orleans

3. Green Bay

4. Philadelphia

5. Seattle

6. Detroit

Projected Wild Card Round

AFC

Houston beats Cincinnati  22-20

Baltimore beats Pittsburgh 22-20

NFC

Green Bay beats Detroit 27-23

Seattle beats Philadelphia 23-22

Projected Divisional Round

AFC

New England beats Baltimore 28-22

Denver beats Houston 27-21

NFC

San Francisco beats Seattle 21-19

New Orleans beats Green Bay 27-24

Projected Conference Round

AFC

New England beats Denver 29-27

NFC

San Francisco beats New Orleans 24-22

Super Bowl

New England beats San Francisco 24-23

Season Long Bets

Win Totals

Arizona Under 7.5 +120

Cleveland Under 6.5 +115

Denver Over 11.5 +105

Houston Over 7.5 +125

Indianapolis Under 9.5 +110

Jacksonville Under 4.5 +145

NY Jets Under 7 +105

Kansas City Under 8.5 +145

Miami Under 7.5 -130

New England Over 10.5 -210

St. Louis Under 7.5 +135

Tampa Bay Under 7 +125

Win Division

Philadelphia +130

Green Bay -130

New England -320

Denver -300

Make Playoffs

AFC

Cincinnati +150

Baltimore +220

San Diego +300

Houston +280

NFC

Seattle -300

San Francisco -250

New Orleans -140

Carolina +235

Detroit +270

Miss Playoffs

Indianapolis -140

Crazy Long Shot Super Bowl Match-Up

Carolina vs Houston +70000

 

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Posted on August 18, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

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